Photo SpecialOh No They Didn't! Oscar Night's Best Quotes

Heidi Klum makes like a squirrel, Halle Berry gets a makeover and more quips from the stars

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"Welcome to the makeup sex."

– Host Jon Stewart, acknowledging the end of the writers strike as he opened the 80th Annual Academy Awards

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Updated: Monday Feb 25, 2008 | 12:00 AM EST