Oscars 2014

11 Things Not to Do at the Oscars

From Adele Dazeem to songs about boobs, lessons this year's 87th Annual Academy Awards should learn from

NO SENSE OF HUMOR

During his monologue, 2005 emcee Chris Rock advised filmmakers to hire bigger names instead of rushing bad movies into theaters. "You want Tom Cruise and all you get is Jude Law. Wait," he jokes. Almost everyone laughed, well except presenter Sean Penn, who sternly defended Law as "one of our finest actors" when he later took the stage.