Oscars 2013

We Read the Minds of Hot Guys in Tuxes

We know what we're thinking when these guys hit the Oscars red carpet in fancy formalwear, but what's going through their minds? Here, the thoughts we imagine they're having...

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY

"My life's mission: to get the Academy to loosen its dress code so I can finally attend the Oscars in my preferred outfit, shorts and no shirt."