Oscars 2012

The Best One-Liners at Oscars 2012

Melissa McCarthy's seductive moves, Emma Stone's witty banter and more zingers from Hollywood's big night

"If I knew what you said I could probably answer you, so I'll say, 'Yes, yes, yes and no.'"
– A confused Nick Nolte, to ABC's heavily accented British commentator Louise Roe