Oscars 2012

The Best One-Liners at Oscars 2012

Melissa McCarthy's seductive moves, Emma Stone's witty banter and more zingers from Hollywood's big night

"I'm just like ... I just got a visual of where I am right now. I'm sorry, this is crazy."
"I only wish I could hear the narrative in your head."
"It's just like bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh. That's what's happening."
Kristen Wiig, explaining to a wishful Ryan Seacrest how it feels to be at the Oscars



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