Oscars 2012

They Said What? 2011 Oscars Funniest Quotes

Jude Law takes a swipe at Robert Downey Jr.'s past! James Franco pokes fun at Charlie Sheen! Check out the outrageous – and off-color! – quotes from the Academy Awards

"The first televised Oscars was in 1953. I was 5 years old. So for those of you who stink in math, I'm 47."
– Former Oscar host Billy Crystal – who turns 63 on March 14

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