Screen Actors Guild Awards 2012

They Said What? Best Quotes of the SAG Awards

Natalie Portman fears for her ears, Jesse Eisenberg gets sarcastic and more of the evening's best one-liners

"I used to flash it around hoping it would get me female attention, and entry into nightclubs and top-level government departments. It didn't."
Outstanding actor winner Colin Firth, on the other uses for his SAG card