"Hello, I’m Seth Rogen, and I am currently trying to conceal a massive erection." – The Green Hornet actor, after coming onstage alongside to present the Golden Globe for best actress in a comedy/musical
"If I’m still just like a virgin, Ricky, why don’t you come here and do something about it? I haven’t kissed a girl in a few years." – , responding to Golden Globes host Ricky Gervais’s gibe about her being "just like a virgin"
"I was talking to my mom . She said, ‘Have fun tonight, but have you seen Mildred Pierce? Because Guy Pearce is wonderful.’ I love our moms because they keep us humble." – Peter Dinklage, accepting a Golden Globe for best supporting actor in a TV series
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"I just thought there was Chastain curse, like there were all these airplanes circling, and this was the year they were all going to land at once." – The Help’s Jessica Chastain, on how she made 11 movies before one made it to the movie theaters
"As I was walking in, I noticed some very religious people with big placards threatening us all with brimstone and pestilence and perdition for our sins. What they didn’t realize is, we have Ricky." – , taking a jab at Globes host Ricky Gervais