Academy Awards 2011

They Said What? Oscars Funniest Quotes

Jude Law takes a swipe at Robert Downey Jr.'s past! James Franco pokes fun at Charlie Sheen! Check out the outrageous – and off-color! – quotes from the Academy Awards

  •  photo | Colin Firth

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Updated: Monday Feb 28, 2011 | 01:25 AM EST By: Kiran Hefa and Andra Chantim

"I'm afraid that I have to warn you that I'm experiencing the stirrings of something in the upper abdominals which are threatening to form themselves into dance moves, which joyous as they may be for me, it'd be extremely problematic if they make it to my legs before I get off stage."
Best Actor winner Colin Firth, cautioning the audience about his dancing skills