Screen Actors Guild Awards 2011
They Said What? Best Quotes of the SAG Awards
Natalie Portman fears for her ears, Jesse Eisenberg gets sarcastic and more of the evening's best one-liners
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"I don't wanna advertise that because I feel like people are gonna come chop my ears off or something. I need my ears."
– Outstanding actress winner Natalie Portman, on wearing $2 million worth of Tiffany's jewelry
