Emmy Awards 2013

The Evening's Best One-Liners

Eric Stonestreet is in a hairy situation, but everything's Duckie for Melissa McCarthy. Plus, more from Jimmy Fallon, Julianne Moore and other stars

"No matter what I do, they're there. I looked in the mirror and I was like, 'Oh God.' But what am I going to do? They're always there."
2 Broke Girls's Kat Dennings, on finding a dress that could handle her ample bosom



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