Emmy Awards 2013

The Evening's Best One-Liners

Eric Stonestreet is in a hairy situation, but everything's Duckie for Melissa McCarthy. Plus, more from Jimmy Fallon, Julianne Moore and other stars

"Let's not forget: In a way, all of you are winners tonight, but in a much more literal way, most of you will be losers. The important thing is we get out of here and you can put on your fat pants."
Emmys host Jimmy Kimmel, on winners and losers