Emmy Awards 2013

The Evening's Best One-Liners

Eric Stonestreet is in a hairy situation, but everything's Duckie for Melissa McCarthy. Plus, more from Jimmy Fallon, Julianne Moore and other stars

"I'm just happy to be here. Amanda Bynes just gave me a ride over."
– Jimmy Fallon, on making it to the red carpet with the (imaginary) aid of traffic-challenged Amanda Bynes