02/14/2013 AT 11:00 AM ET
It’s Valentine’s Day – and you know what that means.
Your coworkers are all wearing red. (You’re in black.)
Your “couple friends” are making Facebook positively nauseating today with multiple “I love you, schmoopie” posts. (You posted a link to a news article on rising divorce rates.)
Cut-outs of a certain flying, fat baby line store windows. (You think it’s no coincidence that Cupid rhymes with stupid.)
If the above describes you, then we’ve got the soundtrack to your Valentine’s Day! Whether you’re sticking pins in a voodoo doll of your ex, or refusing to commit to just one man, embrace your solo status with single-and-lovin’-it anthems from Madonna, TLC and more.