10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Why Jennifer Lopez just wouldn't ex-cel as a lifeguard. Plus, more from Jimmy Fallon, Jennifer Aniston and other stars

  •  photo | Ellen DeGeneres, George Lopez

Credit: Michael Rozman/Warner Bros.

Updated: Friday Mar 14, 2014 | 06:00 AM EDT By: Karen J. Quan

"You know how they always say whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas? But whatever happens in Canada, everybody knows."
George Lopez, joking about his arrest last month for public intoxication, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show