10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

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"Oh, I thought this was going to be vodka."
Lindsay Lohan, making light of her alcohol problems, on the Late Show with David Letterman

"You gotta stop drinking. They don't let you drink in rehab."
David Letterman, joking in response