"Hey @mirandalambert … I just read in a tabloid that our marriage is falling apart!!! FOCK!!!"
– , humorously addressing breakup rumors with wife , on Twitter
"Oh no! Can’t wait to read if we make it or not"
– , Tweeting back in mock horror
"@blakeshelton why are we tweeting each other when we are literally laying an inch apart? Wait…don’t answer that….:) #keepitclean"
– , ending the exchange