updated 02/27/2014 AT 2:35 AM ET
•originally published 02/27/2014 AT 11:10 AM ET
Stephen Fishbach was the runner-up on Survivor: Tocantins and has been blogging about Survivor strategy for PEOPLE since 2009. Follow him on Twitter @stephenfishbach. Erik Reichenbach is a Survivor fan-turned-favorite, a comic book author and artist. He placed fifth on both Survivor: Micronesia and Survivor: Caramoan. Follow him on Twitter @BloodyAmer1can.
“There is a difference between book smarts and common sense smarts. It seems like none of my group has any common sense. Not a one of them.”
– Russell Hantz, Survivor: Samoa
Is the Brains tribe the worst tribe ever?
These ersatz eggheads don’t just lose challenges. They lose challenges spectacularly in jaw-dropping fiascos. They don’t just make a bad shelter. They spend all day building a structure that can’t support a single person. They don’t just play Survivor badly. They set a new benchmark in how not to play the game.
I’m with Kass, when she wonders, “How did we come up with the criteria for the Brains?” These imitation intellectuals take less after Cochran than they do after Brandon Hantz, who secured his spot in the Survivor Hall of Flameouts by dumping the rice in Caramoan. For the bogus Brains, J’Tia pouring their rice into the fire isn’t even worth voting her out.
The phony philosophers’ problems start when David chooses Garrett as the tribe’s weak link. I liked David, and was sad that he got the role of leader thrust on him. How could he possibly choose just one weak link when every single link around him was about to shatter? David overexplained his thinking, saying that he was gunning for an end game threat. After the counterfeit Cochrans lose the first challenge, he’s the season’s first boot.