11/20/2013 AT 9:00 AM ET
New father Tatum is beyond the realm of corny dad jokes, choosing to spoof viral videos instead. The Magic Mike heartthrob attempted to recreate Jean-Claude Van Damme’s epic split from the action star’s recent Volvo ad.
Tatum took his Enya CD and the food carts from his upcoming film 22 Jump Street to show that he, too, has the zen-like ability to seductively stare and do a split at the same time. Unfortunately, Tatum’s ending isn’t quite as awe-inspiring as Van Damme’s. Don’t worry Channing, you can still keep your sexy cred.