updated 10/09/2012 AT 4:00 PM ET
•originally published 10/09/2012 AT 4:30 PM ET
Some would invite him inside. “I would drop him off at the pound,” Olivia Wilde told the audience gathered in N.Y.C. at Monday night’s These Girls monologue reading, hosted by Glamour magazine.
Her hypothetical decision, however, isn’t a jab at Beckham’s sex appeal as much as a sweet nod to her current relationship with Jason Sudeikis, who sat in the audience to hear Wilde’s self-penned, no-holds-barred recollection of her divorce, her body and, of course, her sex life.
Although she didn’t reference Sudeikis, 37, by name, the actress, 28, was less tight-lipped about their chemistry between the sheets. When they get, um, intimate, it’s “like Kenyan marathon runners,” she joked.
Physical attraction aside, she fell “blissfully, hopelessly, wildly in love,” with Sudeikis, whom she now lives with after stepping out together last December, reports the USA Today. “We hold hands. I never f—— hold hands,” she added. (It’s true.)