updated 03/09/2011 AT 10:55 AM ET
•originally published 03/09/2011 AT 12:05 AM ET
Charlie Sheen’s latest webcast was no laughing matter.
In a nonsensical rant that lasted about eight minutes Tuesday night, Sheen held back all smiles and witty commentary as he continued to bash Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre.
“Hiya, Chuck-E-Cheese-ball,” Sheen began, referring to the boss who fired him Monday. “Where ya hidin,’ silly clown? Behind your narcissism? Your greed? Your hatred of yourself or women? Which personality are you cowarding beneath for transparent cover? I see you, you little worm.”
When it came to addressing getting fired, Sheen was brief, only saying, “What occurred yesterday was completely and entirely illegal To quote my lawyer, ‘[expletive], [expletive], suck suck.’”