VIDEO: Jimmy Fallon Spoofs a Sulky Robert Pattinson

updated 10/30/2009 AT 2:00 PM ET

originally published 10/30/2009 AT 3:05 PM ET

Attention Robert Pattinson fanatics: The world’s most famous tortured bloodsucker can t stand Halloween. Or at least that’s the humorous way Late Show host Jimmy Fallon portrays a moody version of the Twilight star in the latest installment in his series Robert Is Bothered.

“Halloween bothers me,” sulks Fallon-as-Pattinson. “Costumes are stupid. Are you a werewolf? No you’re not, you’re a person. You can’t fool me. Jackass! No candy!”

“Pumpkins are dumb fat squashes,” Fallon jokes in a fake British accent. “Candy corns are stupid. Are you a candy or are you corn?”

The skit follows previous Robert Is Bothered spoofs on Snickers ads and Shark Week.

Perhaps Pattinson should dress up as a certain late-night talk show host for Halloween?

Just a thought.


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