updated 08/13/2014 AT 7:15 PM ET
•originally published 08/13/2014 AT 4:00 PM ET
You didn’t ask for this. It exists anyway.
Yes, someone has taken the time to splice together the audio from the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer and footage from Frozen, along with a little dash of Tangled. (And doesn’t that title take on a whole new meaning in this context?)
Before you go accusing the mashup-maker of getting some very adult content in your G-rated cartoon princess musical, just think for a second about ol’ Prince Hans.
He and Christian Grey are both strikingly handsome guys. They both move fast. They both have some ulterior motives that their respective ladyfriends wouldn’t suspect. They, um … both dress nicely.
Oh, okay, that’s maybe it, but let’s just all be glad the Fifty Shades of Frozen trailer doesn’t include Olaf.